I smell pregnant people.

FACT: At 11:38 AM on July 20th, 2010 I was standing in the hall when a girl I work with walked past me.

FACT: I instantly sensed the girl was pregnant.

FACT: I'm not dumb enough to ask the girl directly, so I ask a girl who works with her. She says she doesn't know but will keep her ears open for any news.

FACT: The next Monday the subject in question reports having partied all weekend consuming large amounts of alcohol at her friend's bachelorette party. Seemingly proving my supposition false.

FACT: At 1:57 PM on August 10th, 2010 the subject in question reports to work crying. When questioned as to the reason for her distress subject reports she has just returned from the planned parenthood clinic where the doctor has informed her "she is probably about 4 weeks pregnant."

FACT: Four weeks TO THE DAY prior to August 10th, 2010 is the day July 20th, 2010.

FACT: I smell pregnant people.